Dedicated to anyone who is strongly opposed to visible muffin tops.
Recently I was watching an episode of "what not to wear" with two of my absolute favorite stars, Clinton and Stacey.
Their newest tragedy was a precious girl who loved fairies and glitter. No- I mean I think she literally wanted to live in a tree stump and ask people to call her pixie.
I think that she had the best of intentions, and I know that not everyone can have taste that is all peaches and cream, but come on~ Fairy wings, in public? In July? Not even close to Halloween. One day out of the year is the max that you are allowed to wear this hideous attire. I mean this girl had 5 pairs of wings that coordinated with her polyester outfits.
I know I live in the south and we are notoriously conservative, but in L.A. people would just pass this girl in the street and not even look twice. Here, in GA where I live, they would think you need to be(option A) behind bars or (option B) In a home with 24hr supervision and optional arm restraints.
We might say y'all, drink sweet tea, and speak a little slower than most, but at least we know rules like "no seersucker after labor day" and "no mini-skirts after 35" and I know that maybe it can be bent now-a-days, but I personally hold on to the no white shoes before easter or after labor day rule, is it really necessary to wear them for longer than that?
We will give compliments like "you look pearl-tastic today" and recieve ones from our men like "I love that headband, I have a bowtie in the same pattern;" and are honest with our friends when they look like crap. {but it is always ended with a compliment ex:} "sorry honey, its not working for ya, lets go for something that shows off those great legs."
We say "bless their heart" before we say something bad about someone {and it is more than likely to their face ex:} "bless your heart, that outdoor couch has a lot of flowers on it, a slipcover would do it some good."
And most importantly we agree whole-heartedly with Clinton when he says "It's not a good deal if you look like $2.00.
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