Monday, February 16, 2009

My name is Gigi and I am an ALPO-holic


DEDICATED TO MY PRECIOUS PUP..

So yesterday when I let my dog in she had the hiccups. The funny thing is that this is the third time this week. It started me thinking that perhaps she has a problem with alcohol. As I told my friend I do not support her drinking habit, but apparently she has fallen off the wagon (and found her stash when I let her in the backyard) because when I let her in she was wild-eyed and hiccupping. Perhaps she and Chico (our jack Russell that rules the roost outside) are in cahoots and have started a puppy distillery out back. I will keep my eyes peeled and make sure that none of the neighborhood dogs come staggering out of our backyard. I would hate the thought of Sadie and Taiser finagling their way through the chain link and then coming home smelling of whiskey and alpo, what would the neighbors think?! I guess for now I will believe her when I ask her and she just looks up at my lovingly and gives me a sweet puppy kiss but I'm watching her like a hawk; I don't want her getting mixed up with the wrong crowd...

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