Dedicated to anyone who checks their email more than 5 times daily.
It is funny how emailing becomes a part of your day when you are at your desk staring at your computer for hours at a time. As a matter of fact when I don't get a "I'll be in a meeting" or "leaving for lunch, catch you in a bit" email I find myself worrying. After a matter of hours of not hearing from my friend i sent her this:
" Excuse me officer, can you help me make a missing persons report? My friend is missing. She is about 5'6', dancers body, cute pixie cut, 50 watt smile, contagious laugh, a purse big enough to nap in, more than likely wearing something designer, probably wearing flats and no mascara because it is a work day. Have you seen her? Could we put her on a milk carton?"
I used to be able to go a whole week or maybe even two without checking my email, but now I find myself refreshing my email screen every time my mind wanders from the report I am writing. Oh, what would life be like without cyberspace? Slow and out of touch I suppose. So open up your trusty hotmail account and crack a smile cuz baby...you've got mail!!!
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