Tuesday, August 19, 2008
This is dedicated to anyone who has had to listen to pregnancy stories and was strongly compelled to adopt:
Never being pregnant myself, it is a real mystery to me. I feel as if I am surrounded by pregnant woman constantly telling me stories that, quite honestly, I don't want to hear. Baffling, really. You say the phrase "coffee and cheetos dont mix very well" because you, as a non-preggo didn't eat breakfast and scrounged up the only thing in the office to eat and it turned out not to with go well with your usual morning drink, and it makes them gag. But lunch conversation is about how certain foods (which may be on your plate) make or made them puke and this is somehow acceptable conversation. Guess it is an easy way to diet, but there are starving children in Somalia that would have enjoyed that BBQ chicken that I can now not bring myself to eat, that is if the jolie-pitts didn't adopt them yet, of course.
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