WHAT WOULD YOUR BUTTON SAY?

This is dedicated to my sisters and brothers who 'hate the player and the dating game':

As my friend and I sat at a bar (where so many wonderful philosophies are born) looking around the room at the men and women, we were both instantly frustrated with dating. We then came up with the theory of "buttons." Yeah yeah, I am gonna explain it.... Wouldn't life be so much easier if everyone wore a campaign style button on their shirt that said exactly what they wanted out of relationship? For example, let's say your button clearly stated "single, free-spirited, outdoorsy, looking for a relationship" and you walked by a guy that had a button that said "single, organized, fisherman, not looking for anything serious." Then, right there at that moment you have that fatheresque, sitting the in living room with a shotgun, "what are your intentions talk" without even saying a single word. You would know that, clearly this man, or woman, would be blatant waste of your time. Even though he/she might be cute, nice, a good dresser, nice hair, a great smile, looks great in blue, and has the same interests as you, you know without a doubt that he/she doesn't want the same things as you. See there, just saved you two of the best years of your life with one button.